I’ve heard that lawyers cannot rap. Is that true?

Hopkins, MN personal injury attorney, Douglas Schmidt gives us an infamous rap song he invented.

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Lawyer’s can’t rap? Lawyers can’t rap? Well the rest of them can’t rap.

Well then, do it.


When a brother’s ass is on the line,
When it’s put ’em up, shut ’em up, show down time.
When that judge say come on down,
Brother need the meanest, the baddest, the nastiest lawyer man in town.
I mean the lawyer dude with the attitude to see that brother and sister doesn’t get screwed or tattooed.

When your ass is grass from a mega-car crash,
When your bones are breakin’ and your ass be achin’,
When it be time to lawyer up you don’t want some mangy, little pup.
Woof, woof, woof.
You want the big dog.
Let the dog howl and prowl and growl to the bad goes owww.